This has been floating around the Internet for years — I can remember my English teacher challenging us with it in my sophomore year of high school, back in the Mesozoic Era — but I can’t think of a more delightfully seasonal puzzle for the blog’s loyal solvers and verbivores.
See if you can figure out these reworded holiday song titles! Enjoy!
1.) Move hitherward the entire assembly of those who are loyal in their belief.
2.) Listen, the celestial messengers produce harmonious sounds.
3.) Proceed forth declaring upon a specific geological alpine formation.
4.) Nocturnal timespan of unbroken quietness.
5.) Embellish the interior passageways.
6.) An emotion excited by the acquisition or expectation of good given to the terrestial sphere.
7.) Twelve o’clock on a clement night witnessed its arrival.
8.) The Christmas preceding all others.
9.) Small municipality in Judea southeast of Jerusalem.
10.) In a distant location the existence of an improvised unit of newborn children’s slumber furnishings.
11.) Tintinnabulation of vacillating pendulums in inverted, metallic, resonant cups.
12.) The first person nominative plural of a triumvirate of far eastern heads of state.
13.) Geographic state of fantasy during the season of Mother Nature’s dormancy.
14.) In awe of the nocturnal timespan characterized by religiosity.
15.) Natal celebration devoid of color, rather albino, as an hallucinatory phenomenon for me.
16.) Expectation of arrival to populated areas by mythical, masculine perennial gift-giver.
17.) Obese personification fabricated of compressed mounds of frozen minute crystals.
18.) Tranquility upon the terrestial sphere.
19.) Omnipotent supreme being who elicits respite to ecstatic distinguished males.
20.) Diminutive masculine master of skin-covered percussionistic cylinders.
21.) Jovial Yuletide desired for the second person singular or plural by us.